Harry Potter and the Chamber of Calculus
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Algebra
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Theorem
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Analysis
Harry Potter and the Order of Operations
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Statistician
Harry Potter and the Deathly Algorithms
OH MY FUCKING GOD
AND THE ORDER OF OPERATIONS
I’m in Dumbledores math club…
More like Harry Hypotternuse.
You’re a mathemagician, Harry.
Ballet is not anatomically correct.
William Forsythe (via theballetblog)
If you think about it, all other sports are in tune to evolution. They promote things like running, swimming and throwing-things that helped us escape predators long ego. But there is nothing that tells us as humans to lift our leg over our heads or turn on the tips of our toes.
This is one of the many reasons why I think that ballet is on such a higher level than other sports- we have to go against what our body naturally strives for.(via kingdomoftheballerino)
And figure skating is like ‘hey instead of using those knifes to kill people why don’t you strap them to your feet and dance around on ice in them’
someone didn’t think this through.
Laughed for like 3 days.
You can see the exact moment where it realizes its mistake.
hahaha it just licks its mouth like “welp. i’m dead now”